scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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