is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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