me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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