I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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