I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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