even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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