My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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