they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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