I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
