I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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