I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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