i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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