Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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