Are we in a gay sports bar?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
you made out with another girl for some wings
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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