I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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