The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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