I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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