Do vagina's smell?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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