pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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