kristin has been a bad kristin
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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