She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
