My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
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I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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