I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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