I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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