I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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