This house was built for laser tag.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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