why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
two words: eviction party
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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