I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I believe in your delicious
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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