these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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