Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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