Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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