he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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