So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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