Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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