Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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