I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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