what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
My ATM looks so different sober.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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