you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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