He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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