If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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