He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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