I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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