i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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