In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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