we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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