how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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