If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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