This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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