so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
He did a backflip because drugs
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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