big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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