I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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