can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
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Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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