I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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