I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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