I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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