I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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